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Some body told me to lighten up the other day, I told them to go

&*$%% @ *%^#.

Crossword puzzles, man what a waste of time. As I look around the yard I see important stuff that needs to be taken care of. And there is my wife, doing a crossword, I’ll be, I meant a jigsaw puzzle. All the same

Actually crosswords can be beneficial for vocabulary, and I guess it can exercise a mind as well. OK forget the above, it will just waste your time. What is a 9 letter word for hypocrite, across and not down. But it can be used to pry a rock with ease. Back to the jigsaw

There it is a 2500 piece puzzle on the dinner table, there it was a week ago on the dinner table. That was a least 6 conversations ago about moving it, 3 arguments about it being pulled apart, [( the cats) but I took care of them]. One comment about gluing the thing down and hanging it like a picture on the wall.

All I can say is if you want to have a little fun, shave the edges of the pieces with a file, just a little. It works best if you do 10% of the pieces, thats about 2 hours worth.

If any one in your family has that can and will do attitude. Sit back and enjoy. If there a bunch of losers, give them the old talk about, never giving up.

To make a long and wasteful story short, would be to easy. So.

If you are reluctant to play with the psyche of your loved ones, try it on a spider first. Find a web, in the garage, (or like my house in the top corner of the hallway). Tear the web down, don’t hurt the spider. They will rebuild it, but its not quite as pretty as the first one. Anyway, after a few times the web is all screwed up. Thats how the puzzle will look, but the important thing to remember is, all is well that ends well.