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Dear Mr. Responsibility,

I must say you have gone to Hell in a Handbasket, and I am in an unfortunate position that I must ask you for some details.

First, I want to know who gave you the handbasket. What you say it wasn’t a handbasket, you say it wasn’t just a basket, an upside down hat.

Well Mr. Responsibility whatever you say it was might I ask you who’s was it. No No I didn’t ask where you got it No No I didn’t ask you how much you paid. OK yea it was kind of small, but where did you get it I mean who’s is it. How can it be up there, I mean didn’t you go to Hell in it. Wait a minute, you can’t sell what is not yours, OK OK you can’t trade what is not yours, what do you mean why not, you just can’t. Well what if everyone took everyone’s handbasket, and sold traded them or sold them what do you suppose would happen.

No everyone wouldn’t have a basket, only those who take them would have one. What do you mean the others would trade for them I mean buy. I would not buy or trade. No I would not take one either, I already have one, well I’ll get it back as soon as I talk to him. What do you mean he won’t talk to me No I am not from the Holy Land Does he want me to talk directly to him, I mean I can, if it is OK with him, him or him. NO Him. From here or there, I can get there from here, can’t I ? The basket made it, for Christ sake why can’t I. What do you mean no it didn’t. Then just how in Hell did it get there. Passing through Christ almighty what the Hell are you talking about OK OK wait a minute So what your saying is that the basket passed through but not for Christ’s sake, what do you mean for my sake. No I got it from a kid in Tijahna jewed him down to almost nothing and that God Dam Handbasket is my basket, I bought it, I want it back and by God I’m going to get it if its the last thing I do. Commerce and what do you mean byTrinity